After my last post on Cheeburger Cheeburger – and hopefully, THIS one will be my LAST EVER… – Goats decided he really wanted to try this challenge burger. And of course, BeerBoor insisted on doing it too, then TC wanted to and suddenly it became a whole big hoopla… Goats even starved himself from the afternoon before to make room for it. BeerBoor told him it wasn’t that much, but Goats wanted to do things his way… and they also told each other it wasn’t a competition. Right. Sure, guys.
But first, my salad. I’m not sure why I ordered a salad; maybe it was knowing what was about to take place before my eyes encouraged me to eat lighter? All I know is I got a plain salad, with any toppings I wanted, and this salad was disgusting. I think it was even worse than my Crapplebee’s salad that I’ve talked about here in the past; there was a lot of water in the bottom of my plate, every piece of produce was completely flavorless and watery-tasting, and the dressing on the side was bland as well. Complete fail; I even stopped eating after a few bites because it was just that disappointing! Ick.
***Yes, I know, it’s a burger place, and I will stop ordering anything besides burgers here, since I find their burgers perfectly suitable. Especially with all the toppings choices. But still, you gotta try other stuff sometimes! And so I did…
Goats takes the first bite.
BeerBoor takes way too long to pick up his massive burger, so it falls apart.
and decides to just throw his head down to get in there…
TC unhinges his jaw and goes to town!
Goats gets in the zone and keeps going…
All done! Ladies & gentlemen, the time stamp from that first pic of him putting his mouth on burger to the time stamp on this photo of him sipping his soda? 4 minutes and 1 second. I’m not joking. I find that horrifying, disgusting, and yet really awesome!
Of course, all three contenders finished the burger in varying times.
The Cheeburger Cheeburger photo finish. Congratulations guys, you are disgusting. I say that with love.
And then we walked to Eddie’s. Yep, after eating those giant burgers, two of the guys actually ordered ice cream sundaes.
My dish of coffee chip with hot fudge and whipped cream. And a cherry 😉
Blondie’s sundae, which she describes here.
I believe this was BeerBoor’s coffee, coffee chip, and vanilla chip…? I’m sure he’ll speak up to correct me and share his opinion!
TC’s chocolate chocolate chocolate sundae… well, he’ll speak up to say what it is, since I just remember it was a lot of chocolate…
And the aftermath. I love Eddie’s – all homemade, all delicious. It’s a bit of a walk from the train – and when you um, have to go, it’s even farther back to Austin St. – but on a nice day, it’s a great stroll to work off the calories you just consumed… mmm.
Yvo says: No more challenges, guys, ok? Just some nice and easy eating from now on… ha, who am I kidding?
Cheeburger Cheeburger is what it is; I love Eddie’s!
CheeeeEEEEse says
Dawwwww! Adorable pics!
T.C. says
MmmMmm, that ice cream sundae was awesome. Blondie, Boor and I each ordered a banana royale sundae. Mine was chocolate, chocolate-chocolate chip and coffee chip. Surpisingly, the scoop of coffee chip was my fav (but I am a coffee drinker). The chocolates were only otay (Perhaps not rich enough for my sweet tooth? Or the cheeseburger lodged in my belly threw me off.)
Goats was quick-lightning fast with his burger. I ate mine in 7 mins and Boor did it in around 9? To the victor goes the spoils (and giant burger over his head). lol. Still can’t believe the plush burger is 400 bucks!?. Insane.
casey says
LOVING M’s hair!
Nicholas says
You know if you starve yourself before doing eating challenges, it makes it worse. Trust me.
Aimee says
Holy Crap!
BeerBoor says
Pretty sure I ate breakfast, too. And don’t forget, we also had shakes to start the Cheeburger Cheeburger gluttony. I only get the biggest burger because monetarily it makes sense. And for such a big burger, they tend to be rather tasty and well-prepared.
My sundae was the two coffee flavors and vanilla fudge, and I think topped with coffee-flavored goo. I love the coffee flavors at Eddie’s — some of the best I’ve tasted. I may need to experiment at home making my own!
BlindBakerNYC says
OMG, I missed out on the most awesome burger challenge ever! Was I working that day??
Twenty ounces of meat plus toppings and shakes. Holy crap.
Hungry says
I am also disgusted…that you didn’t steal that plushie burger for me! Ha! Joking.
Ugh, burger overload! And yuck to yucky salad!
T.C. says
We were tempted, Hungry, and I’m sure some of the gang wouldn’t have mind swiping it for you. But it was very dirty.
To buy a new one for 400 (Yvo asked about price) is nuts though.
DAIRY overload. I can’t believe I finished my chocolate shake and burger in that sitting…
BeerBoor says
We considered taking a topping or two out of the burger, but then the waitress started really watching us.
No, that isn’t true, the whole thing looks like it’s been handled by a few thousand post-burger-eating hands.
skippymom says
Awesome. I am duly impressed that not only did you guys eat those yummy looking burgers – but that you topped it with enormous sundaes. Nicccce!
[Sorry about you salad Yvo 🙁 I will make note]
Now about the fabric burger – I looked that over and know I can sew one of those in an afternoon, with materials totally under 100 bucks – to charge $400 is outrageous. I know everyone can’t sew, but c’mon, that is basic and there is no high end fabric in it. Sorry you couldn’t swipe it tho’ – [It would’ve washed up just fine in the washing machine btw. – everything but the cheese] 🙂
I like the food challenges. Have y’all done sushi yet? hint, hint.
Goats says
I skipped on the sundae and shake. I am weak. Once I stopped eating the burger, I stopped eating for nearly 24 hrs….so 24 hrs of fasting before and pretty much after. But I know I could have eaten more had I not stopped….
Monique says
DAMN Goats! FOUR MINUTES??? lol
at least you walked to Eddies… thats a nice walk.
But next time you gotta let ME know and I will meet you at eddies LOL. i live on metropolitan ave. 🙂
good times!
and soooo awesome to finally meet you!