Did you realize the McRib has existed for nearly three decades? Me either. Yet, it’s been on McDonald’s menus periodically since 1981. As the story goes, when the Chicken McNugget was “invented”, demand was so great from the franchisees that Mickey D’s had to limit the markets that would receive them. To placate the other markets, the inventor of the McNugget created the McRib — eerily similar in form and function, but of course using pork instead of chicken. Thus, the legend weas born.
And so I recently found myself invited to a launch party for the McRib and a new marketing campaign, The Legends of McRib, held at the enormous flagship McDonald’s in Times Square.
In case there was any doubt who the star of the evening’s show would be, a shrine (inedible, but not for lack of trying) was well-lit and centered on the second floor of the restaurant.
The walls and much of the PR material was festooned with cartoon characters and historical figures (Ben Franklin, Napoleon) handling McRibs and generally being legen (wait for it…) dary. A photo booth in the back would give you the chance to be photographed with these legends, too.
Of course, McRib sandwiches were brought from the kitchen at regular intervals, along with fries and, all-too-rarely, shakes. But as you can see from this box, McDonald’s has lovingly embraced the Cult of McRib this time around.
The McRib. In its glory. I’m not sure if there’s exactly one shape or, like the McNugget, several slightly-different shapes to choose from, but rest assured you’re getting your money’s worth. Here, that would be $2.99, though like everything this evening, this one was gratis.
Smothered in that signature barbecue sauce — I was told KC Masterpiece was the inspiration — and topped with sliced , not diced, onion and a couple of the standard pickles, the McRib is a formed-meat masterpiece of its own. Notice that they even toast the bun.
Taking a bite, and being transported back to the early Eighties and every few years for the past couple of decades. I was a little surprised that the pork looked so… porky, actually. It’s not a slurry, it’s pretty close to merely shredded, with a sort of binder for shaping. All the flavors come through independently, and for what it is, it’s still pretty darn good. That sauce is still really sweet, but that just means I won’t eat three of these in one sitting.
Incidentally, I believe the McDonald’s PR photographer went meta on me and took a picture of me taking this picture. So that’s nice.
The Legends theme was set up on two levels. This upper level was outfitted with cameras where one could record their defining McRib moment for posterity, as well as stare at the balloon garden showing off the cartoon Legends.
I opted to talk to two of the real-life legends of McRib. A few years ago Alan Klein, of Minnesota, created the McRib Locator, a Google Maps app which took feedback from users to plot McRib sightings around the country. Starting out with a perhaps a couple hundred hits a day from diehards like himself, the Wall Street Journal wrote a story recently, and coupled with a Yahoo! front page story, his hits ballooned to over 89,000 daily. So finding a McRib suddenly has become painfully easy. Add to this, that Alan did it all in his spare time from his aviation forecasting vocation, and you’ve got quite the dedicated fan!
When in Rome, right? I had to enjoy the crack in potato form, tasty, salty, greasy goodness. I shared, of course.
McRib number two had a mutant top roll, the better to see the McRib goodness. While graciously accepting this McRib, I talked to New York Legend Adam Winer, who in the last McRib release — which did not include New York City — flew to Chicago, then drove to St. Louis, mapping his route based on eating McRibs the whole way down. Since he wrote this up for Maxim, he had some behind-the-scenes help from McDonald’s in locating plenty of McRib-stocked restaurants. Adam is a fellow Duke alumnus, so that makes him automatically cool. Now if only he’d seen the entire Simpsons Ribwich episode (“No, you’re waaay off. Think smaller. Think more legs.”)…
Adam noted that not only did the McRib’s taste not vary from location to location, he hadn’t noticed a change from release to release, either. I think that takes a lot of skill on the part of McDonald’s. Truly, the Budweiser of fast food.
But all good things must come to an end, and with that end, of course, the swag was handed out: an excellent McRib T-shirt, flash drive with loads of information, two free McRib coupons, wet naps, and a pen courtesy of the Pork Board (in case you were on the fence as to the construction materials for the McRib). Lovely mementos to remember a sandwich worthy of the American cult canon. I’ve had McRibs before and since so far this year, and I’m not ashamed in the least to admit that. Long live the McRib!
Please note that this meal was courtesy of McDonald’s and the restaurant’s PR. I received no monetary compensation for this review, nor was I obliged in any way to post about this meal, positively or otherwise. This is my own opinion of McDonald’s and I feel it was unbiased; you are free to take from this what you will.
T.C. says
The sandwich is okay overall but I wouldn’t go out of my way to get it. Still not a fan of the raw onions. Me fine with it if they were grilled onions.
Great, I’m only a year older than the McRib.
Connie says
The flavor and look doesn’t change because McD’s manufacturers most of their own ingredients or obtain the ingredients from a supplier that supplies all of the McD’s locations (franchise and corporate). (I used to work at McDonalds) They work really hard to control the consistency of all their products and often send out “secret shoppers” to make sure everything is as it should be. I’m not a fan of the McRib, but most of that stems from barbecue sauce since I don’t really care for it. Perhaps if the patty was smothered in the Chipotle Barbecue sauce they have for the chicken strips, then maybe we’ve got a winner. Only 2 kinds of folks out there: ones who love the McRib and those who hate it. Hmmmm, all this talk about McDonalds makes me want to go get a fried apple pie.
PS: I am a year younger than the McRib! 😀
BeerBoor says
Precisely – the business is predicated in not surprising the loyal customer base. Consistency is the key to success for McDonald’s, Anheuser-Busch, Olive Garden/Sysco, Coca-Cola, you name it.
I lamented with a few people that the McRib might improve with the use of the McNugget (or chicken strip) barbecue sauce; seems there are more people who think that way!
Connie says
There are 2 types of dipping sauce cups of the barbecue variety. Regular and “Chipotle Barbecue” for the chicken strips. Chipotle one was smoky and a little spicy. Maybe it was regional or discontinued by now, it’s been a while since I’ve had the chicken strips with the chipotle barbecue.
CheeeeEEEEse says
They need to lay the Google Maps API so I can find the Shamrock Shake easier this time around too. *grumble*
I love raw onions! Crunchy and so nommable.
I need to get at least one before they decide to pull it back in the freezer for another couple years.
BeerBoor says
While I do count the McRib as a guilty pleasure, the Shamrock Shake does not, in fact, make me happy.
Use the locator! Alternately, just go to the Times Square McDonald’s and be done with it.
CheeeeEEEEse says
This is not a locator http://www.shamrockshake.com/ It’s just a bunch of doofuses yelling about one location or asking if one has it. Biggest letdown ever.
Connie says
If and when you find it, ask for 1/2 Shamrock Shake and 1/2 Chocolate Shake! Hmmm, I never had an issue finding that, that’s always out late Feb through March for St Patrick’s Day.
BlindBakerNYC says
This is a painful reminder that I’ve never had a McRib sandwich, and my neighborhood McDonald’s is always sold out! I WANT!
T.C. says
Go get one then!! Don’t be missing out like you did with SS.
They can’t be all sold-out. So many Mickey D’s out there.
Some of ’em don’t have it though so just drive-thru into one that certainly has the ribwichy signage
Gary says
Hey Dave, you eat through your two free McRibs yet?
BeerBoor says
I keep forgetting to bring them to work. It’s probably a subconscious decision, as I know I’ll feel obligated to visit twice and get other food each visit.
Feisty Foodie says
That explains a lot. I actually stock KC Masterpiece BBQ sauce for when I’m too lazy to make my own (which isn’t often – that I’m too lazy – but it helps me in a pinch). I think it’s really, really good BBQ sauce (for those of us who sauce our ‘cue). Yum.
Also, now I want a McRib… mmm goodness
Simon Food Favourites says
i should have tried the McRib while i was in the States just recently 🙂
BeerBoor says
If for no other reason that to say you did, yes, you should have — but I hope you found actual high-quality places to eat!
Lkp says
I am terrified of the McRib. Not in a food snob way (I’ll eat just about anything!), but in a texture way. I always imagined it as some gluey, sticky meat mess. After this posting, I may now have to try one after all. Thanks…? 😉
McRibLover says
OMG, I am so jealous you got to go to a McRib party. I’d kill to be invited to that! The McRib McRocks!
BeerBoor says
I think the key here is to become a Legend — do something so weird and wonderful for the McRib that McDonald’s sits up and takes notice!
chakrateeze says
You can have a McRib anytime you want. All you have to do is go to the store and pick up Banquet’s “boneless BBQ pork” meal. It’s the same thing minus the roll, onions & pickles.